Here's a conversation that occurred in the garden, following the planting of the tomatoes...
Me: (pointing at the Furry Yellow Hog) That tomato will be yellow.
Jonathan: Yellow? What about just having red ones?
Me: It'll be fun to try something new. Besides, most red tomatoes are products of convenience perpetuated by the "man".
Jonathan: The "man"?
Me: Yeah, the "man".
Jonathan: You mean Stalin?
Me: Yes, that's exactly who I mean.
He’s a cheeky one, my husband.
And for your visual pleasure: